Breaking News: Googly-Eyed Anti-Matter Alien Turkey Destroys Planet

Because it’s just that kind of day, people.
Don’t you have days like this… in which all you can think is: “Golly… I sure would like to see a googly-eyed anti-matter alien turkey destroy the planet”?

I know I do.
All the time.
Luckily, on such days, there is assistance available in the form of “THE GIANT CLAW” (which really should have been “THE GIANT BEAK” if the writers were paying attention, but there’s no point in quibbling at this late date)!!


Now, forewarned is forearmed, so before leaping into the fray which was science-fiction in the fifties, you need to be aware that this film is pure rubbish, bad science, and contains one of the worst romantic relationships captured in black and white… but on the bright side, it’s pure rubbish, bad science, and contains one of the worst romantic relationships captured in black and white (outside of a Faith Domergue movie, that is).

If the trailer didn’t fully satisfy your cravings, try the full film below.
Don’t thank me.

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6 thoughts on “Breaking News: Googly-Eyed Anti-Matter Alien Turkey Destroys Planet

  1. I have seen this movie twice. Once in total boredom and the second time because I could not believe how bad it was. The monster was laughable. I read somewhere that the actors in this movie were so embarrassed they tried to have their names removed from the credits. The sets are pathetic. A blackboard, really, the stock footage, the budget was probably twenty dollars and that includes the coffee and donuts to keep awake during the filming. Thanks, I needed a laugh.

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    1. I honestly don’t know what I was expecting the first time I saw it, but the first reveal of the space bird puppet just about killed me. You have to feel bad for pretty much everyone involved.

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  2. lol i’ll suggest viewing this with my friend later, while I am rather snoring into the phone with him–fookin time zones, while he is traveling in Phoenix for work

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